Saturday, 22 August 2015

The Ten Scatterbrained Commandments

thou shalt know thyself (and all the place one tends to leave things)

thou shalt not steal (unless it’s your friends and you know you have one SOMEWHERE)

thou shalt never leave ones friends hanging (although if it’s a really long message then I miiiight need a few days to get the headspace to reply properly)

thou shalt throw away that dress that is never worn (I know it’s pretty, but it also never fit, and never will)

thou shalt do some exercise (dancing to rubbish pop music counts though)

thou shalt finish that creative project (or at least work on it a little every day)

thou shalt also finish thy cup of tea (admit it, it’s just not quite the same microwaved)

thou shalt stop stalking that one ex on social media (it’s not about whether they want you back, it’s about whether you want them back)

thou shalt tidy (and not just move mess from one surface to another)


thou shalt love the skin you’re in (even if it doesn’t always reciprocate)